By Leesa Harker
Leesa Harker's remarkable Liverpool-based parody of fifty colors tells of the adventures of White Lightning-swigging Maggie Muff, who meets Mr titanic on the Dole Tall, darkish and shaggable he will be, yet his pursuits are faraway from traditional, and whilst he introduces Maggie to the purple Room of discomfort she realises that she can have bitten off greater than she will be able to chew.If you are looking for books like 50 colors of gray, yet wish whatever funnier, filthier and set within the center of Liverpool, this is often the ideal ebook for you. the muse for the sell-out play, starring Dannielle Malone.
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Next thing he was playin the hairy banjo on the Muff under the water. ’ An he nods an leans back on the side a the jacuzzi, so I went under the water for a tune on his flute. I nearly drowned after a few blows an I had to come up for air. But it was just as well cos Mr Big senior was danderin across the garden in his Speedos to join us. As Mr Big senior was steppin in, he looked down an I’m sure he was thinkin to himself, either there’s an otter in our Jacuzzi or young Margaret’s in the nudie an isn’t friends with her razor.
I thinks, oh shite he still thinks I’m Big Sally-Ann! So I told him the truth – ‘I was only standin in for Big Sally-Ann at the Dole. ’ Well, I think he liked that cos he told me to come back down to the Dole to get some extra one-on-one trainin to help me make the most of myself! Said I was a unique character an he would like to know more about me! Now I said to myself, I’m not doin nothin unless I’m gettin paid but then I looked at his arse in those cream chinos an I said okay. So I said I’d meet him outside the Dole the next day, an away he went with his bag of diy goodies.
Then I put on my new white furry jumper that I got at the market. It was five pounds – pricey for there – but it was so fluffy, an if Mr Big groped my boobs through it, which I was sure he would, they’d feel like two big marshmallows. An the rules say if your legs are out, keep your boobs in an vice versa – unless it’s a lock-in at the Red Lion an then it’s everythin out an shake it all about! Well, on the train, I was regrettin the no-bra idea. The material in my new top felt like it was made from fibreglass an it was aggravatin my tits so much, my nips were stickin out like jcb starter buttons.
51 Shades of Maggie, Liverpool Style. A Liverpool parody of Fifty Shades of Grey by Leesa Harker